Zara Phillips

[Windfinder]

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Mind you, I'm not sure that Phil the Greek 'takes long walks everyday' nor 'drinks fresh camel milk' or indeed, 'enjoys sex'.
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It's Ascot week - I'd image he's got a good chance to get in the Royal Box....

[claymore]

This is all becoming most disrespectful and as the originator of the post I have fears for my Knighthood

[Olivepage]

Never thought about that.

Even Bruce Forsyth missed out after an internet campaign, so it is a risk.

Perhaps if you started a few threads on Corgis - the dogs not the gas fitters - although they tend to be equally ill tempered.

[claymore]

True Story

A friend and I were coming back through customs at Dover about 03:00 one morning and the car was directed to a separate bay and then the Customs Officers proceeded to unpack it - all.

The leading member of the group asked my venerable friend "Are you aware of Her Majesty's Customs?" To which my friend - ever the boy for a laugh said "Well, I believe she is fond of Corgis"

The Customs officer then congratulated him on being awarded the day's first anal search.
This was not carried out but it did cause a quivver and the Customs officers certainly enjoyed the moment.

[Olivepage]

Good story

I enjoyed that.

One can only wonder if there is a pointer there as to how to support your (eminently justifiable) claim.

Personally I would rather remain a plain "Hey you"

[Telo]

The Customs officer then congratulated him on being awarded the day's first anal search.

An angler perhaps?