Zara Phillips
- claymore
- Admiral of the Green
- Posts: 4763
- Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2003 2:55 pm
- Boat Type: Claymore
- Location: Ardfern or Lancashire
True Story
A friend and I were coming back through customs at Dover about 03:00 one morning and the car was directed to a separate bay and then the Customs Officers proceeded to unpack it - all.
The leading member of the group asked my venerable friend "Are you aware of Her Majesty's Customs?" To which my friend - ever the boy for a laugh said "Well, I believe she is fond of Corgis"
The Customs officer then congratulated him on being awarded the day's first anal search.
This was not carried out but it did cause a quivver and the Customs officers certainly enjoyed the moment.
A friend and I were coming back through customs at Dover about 03:00 one morning and the car was directed to a separate bay and then the Customs Officers proceeded to unpack it - all.
The leading member of the group asked my venerable friend "Are you aware of Her Majesty's Customs?" To which my friend - ever the boy for a laugh said "Well, I believe she is fond of Corgis"
The Customs officer then congratulated him on being awarded the day's first anal search.
This was not carried out but it did cause a quivver and the Customs officers certainly enjoyed the moment.
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