Your farts correspondant from the South
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BigFatHeidedFekker
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Your farts correspondant from the South
It came to my attention recently whilst attempting a wolf whistle that simultaneous whistling and passing wind is not compatible. How can I resolve these issues?
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aquaplane
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Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
I believe Tena do some suitable products. 
Seminole.
Cheers Bob.
Cheers Bob.
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
How does a wolf whistle outta yer airse? I'm not saying its impossible but that's going some ...
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Nick
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Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
I don't think he actually has a wolf inserted, but if he does then he is definitely up for some sort of world felching award.ParaHandy wrote:How does a wolf whistle outta yer airse? I'm not saying its impossible but that's going some ...
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Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Hmm .. life must be a *lot* more exciting in Balvicar than one ever could imagineNick wrote:I don't think he actually has a wolf inserted, but if he does then he is definitely up for some sort of world visiting the zoo award.
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Well me auld tart, one post recomends incontinence pads and t'other invites masturbation. Moved by either, are we?