Today is not a good day

[jim.r]

to ask a bank to lend you £100K to renovate a property for rental.

I know cos I just tried .. well maybe next month

[ParaHandy]

to ask a bank to lend you £100K to renovate a property for rental.

harrumph .. finding one open would be a good start ..

due to our friend's prospective purchase of a hallberg rassy, there's a boatyard (or two?) storing several ebespachers, now surplus to requirements, which with your skill with these devices you could provide central heating as an integral part of this renovation?!!

[jim.r]

to ask a bank to lend you £100K to renovate a property for rental.

harrumph .. finding one open would be a good start ..

due to our friend's prospective purchase of a hallberg rassy, there's a boatyard (or two?) storing several ebespachers, now surplus to requirements, which with your skill with these devices you could provide central heating as an integral part of this renovation?!!

Jings, you've just triggered a thocht, if I could locate the vessels diesel tank and liberate its contents, that would set me some way towards my financial target!

[ParaHandy]

Jings, you've just triggered a thocht, if I could locate the vessels diesel tank and liberate its contents, that would set me some way towards my financial target!

fat (ahh ha ha) chance. yon's full orra cooking oil frae fleetwood chippy

[jim.r]

Jings, you've just triggered a thocht, if I could locate the vessels diesel tank and liberate its contents, that would set me some way towards my financial target!

fat (ahh ha ha) chance. yon's full orra cooking oil frae fleetwood chippy

Aye .. taking after its skipper!

[ParaHandy]

Aye .. taking after its skipper!

a kipper .. ?? !!! jings, thon's smoked

thur's mair ootta yon tardis tae fit oot ra penthoose flats yer building: noo, youse hae forgotten aboot ra bendix washing machine? the green duvet covers hinging aff ra mast and ah know fer a fact that there's an ascot gas water heater available!

[jim.r]

.. and ra patio decking..

[claymore]

Chentlemen - they scales hef jes fallen fae ma ageing eyes - ah noo ken where ra model fer Waldorf and Staedtler cam fae.

jes tae pit ra record straight - ra Halberg is a non-starter and they fivers worth o premium bonds havnae rendered a penny.

Ah'm glad wee jamesie cuidnae get hi hons on ra money fae the bank - we widnae be able tae cope wi a' they "Jings ah think ah'll sell.....posts" fer years and years - ets bad enough lisnen tae his rantins ower yon damn Glen Rastus.

[ParaHandy]

ah noo ken where ra model fer Waldorf and Staedtler cam fae.

is thon a juke box? ah think we'll hae endless posts aboot hoo tae get rid orra tea stains frae orra cups o' tea he'll be gieing they navvies he'll be employing frae ra renovashun ... !!

[jim.r]

Weell ah've goat yin oh yon Waldorf and Staedtler thingies, it came in a packet o' Rice crispies alang wi' instructions on how tae make a periscope.Jings Mandy wiz fair taken wi' it. No yon Mandy, the ither yin, no the wan that used tae hae a moustache..

[ParaHandy]

Weell ah've goat yin oh yon Waldorf and Staedtler thingies, it came in a packet o' Rice crispies alang wi' instructions on how tae make a periscope.

jings .. thon's the bees knees fer the auld goat. jist whit he needs tae hae a peek orra Mandy's cleavage wi' oot staunding oan a ladder ..

[Olivepage]

"to ask a bank to lend you £100K to renovate a property for rental. "

Give them a couple of days and you will be able to buy the bank for that.

[claymore]

D'ye remember they wee submarines that ye used tae pit bakin pooder in an watch em bob up an doon in a jar o' watter - they cam wi cornyflakies ah seem tae remember.

Ah'm jes wonnerin ef jamesie cuid be got tae bob up an doon a ladder ef we peppered his spotty wee airse wi ra pooder. Et wid save a fortune in navvies pay and get ra fat wee fecker thinner

[Fingal]

D'ye remember they wee submarines that ye used tae pit bakin pooder in an watch em bob up an doon in a jar o' watter - they cam wi cornyflakies ah seem tae remember.

Yes, yes I remember! They came with some variety of brekky cereal, you're right and I think they were supposed to resemble the USS Nautilus which had just been to the North Pole under the ice, 1957? 58? thereabouts. Perhaps someone will sell one on eBay and we chentlemen of a certain age can bid in florins

[Telo]

Jim, Ye need tae bit a bit mair creative in the wurld o high finance. Raise yer sichts a bit, ask to borrow half a million grand, tell them it's for a string of flea pits, nae probs, Bob's yer uncle, here's the dosh, Have a Nice Day, Sir!