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Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:27 am
by Nick
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I'm on holiday and can't be arsed.
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:54 am
by Rowana
Eh??
What are you on about?
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:22 pm
by Silkie
Nick wrote:.
I'm on holiday and can't be arsed.
Relieved to see you can still be arsed to issue instructions.
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:50 am
by lady_stormrider
I saw this done on an episode of 'Rosemary and Thyme' once
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:58 am
by claymore
Amazing- I didn't know you could still buy invisible ink. What sport we shall have - here goes...
There - pick the bones out of that, or should that read carcass, this being a thread about Kitchens. Strictly speaking and to comply with Ash's strapline, it should be about galleys should it not?
Galleys remind me of Romans, Vikings came next, I am in Daneland. Googe Street, Euston, Mornington Crescent
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:11 am
by aquaplane
I don't think that you have got the hang of this Claymore
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:56 pm
by claymore
Go on then, whit am I doing wrong?
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:03 pm
by ash
claymore wrote:Go on then, whit am I doing wrong?
Nothing at all. I warmed up your thread a bit and the ink started to show.
Your stated intention of leaving a credit card behind the bar of the T'n'T so that all forumites can enjoy a free drink thoughout the whole of the 2014 season is most generous. Thank you very much. I'm confident that the webmaister won't rip the ar5e out of it.
Ash
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:20 pm
by claymore
Jings Ash, tha's amazin. But whit aboot ma reference tae Amazon an isn't it time we dropped they Christmas deals?
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:48 pm
by ash
claymore wrote:Jings Ash, tha's amazin. But whit aboot ma reference tae Amazon an isn't it time we dropped they Christmas deals?
I did see that after I washed your thread with a dilute Iodine solution. By magic, the Christmas Deal turns into the Easter Deal when you click on it. It seems to be about Diy, and no mention of grey spinakers.
Ash
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:05 am
by claymore
I feel unworthy in the company of such technical magnificence
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:36 am
by ParaHandy
claymore wrote:I feel unworthy in the company of such technical magnificence
Frae someone who thinks NMEA stands fer "Non-working Marine Ebespacher Apparatus", that's nae surprise.
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:08 am
by claymore
Feck aff back tae shiftin yon red dust aff ra jagwar ye daft lummox
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:45 am
by Nick
ash wrote:claymore wrote: I'm confident that the webmaister won't rip the ar5e out of it.
Ash
Naw - I'll just get ma pudding back with a wee bit of interest.
Re: Kill the kitchens please moderator
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:05 pm
by lady_stormrider
ash wrote:claymore wrote:Go on then, whit am I doing wrong?
Nothing at all. I warmed up your thread a bit and the ink started to show.
Your stated intention of leaving a credit card behind the bar of the T'n'T so that all forumites can enjoy a free drink thoughout the whole of the 2014 season is most generous. Thank you very much. I'm confident that the webmaister won't rip the ar5e out of it.
Ash
I'm sure the credit card could be 'borrowed' to provide a new galley on Chiron as well. I've got my eye on a solar powered 'fridge as well as a webasto range.