Kill the kitchens please moderator

[Nick]

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I'm on holiday and can't be arsed.

[Rowana]

Eh??

What are you on about?

[Silkie]

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I'm on holiday and can't be arsed.

Relieved to see you can still be arsed to issue instructions.

[lady_stormrider]

I saw this done on an episode of 'Rosemary and Thyme' once

[claymore]

Amazing- I didn't know you could still buy invisible ink. What sport we shall have - here goes...







There - pick the bones out of that, or should that read carcass, this being a thread about Kitchens. Strictly speaking and to comply with Ash's strapline, it should be about galleys should it not?
Galleys remind me of Romans, Vikings came next, I am in Daneland. Googe Street, Euston, Mornington Crescent

[aquaplane]

I don't think that you have got the hang of this Claymore

[claymore]

Go on then, whit am I doing wrong?

[ash]

Go on then, whit am I doing wrong?

Nothing at all. I warmed up your thread a bit and the ink started to show.

Your stated intention of leaving a credit card behind the bar of the T'n'T so that all forumites can enjoy a free drink thoughout the whole of the 2014 season is most generous. Thank you very much. I'm confident that the webmaister won't rip the ar5e out of it.

Ash

[claymore]

Jings Ash, tha's amazin. But whit aboot ma reference tae Amazon an isn't it time we dropped they Christmas deals?

[ash]

Jings Ash, tha's amazin. But whit aboot ma reference tae Amazon an isn't it time we dropped they Christmas deals?

I did see that after I washed your thread with a dilute Iodine solution. By magic, the Christmas Deal turns into the Easter Deal when you click on it. It seems to be about Diy, and no mention of grey spinakers.

Ash

[claymore]

I feel unworthy in the company of such technical magnificence

[ParaHandy]

I feel unworthy in the company of such technical magnificence

Frae someone who thinks NMEA stands fer "Non-working Marine Ebespacher Apparatus", that's nae surprise.

[claymore]

Feck aff back tae shiftin yon red dust aff ra jagwar ye daft lummox

[Nick]

I'm confident that the webmaister won't rip the ar5e out of it.

Ash

Naw - I'll just get ma pudding back with a wee bit of interest.

[lady_stormrider]

Go on then, whit am I doing wrong?

Nothing at all. I warmed up your thread a bit and the ink started to show.

Your stated intention of leaving a credit card behind the bar of the T'n'T so that all forumites can enjoy a free drink thoughout the whole of the 2014 season is most generous. Thank you very much. I'm confident that the webmaister won't rip the ar5e out of it.

Ash

I'm sure the credit card could be 'borrowed' to provide a new galley on Chiron as well. I've got my eye on a solar powered 'fridge as well as a webasto range.