The Weather In Scotland Should Not Be Keich (My Spelling)

[BlowingOldBoots]

Is this scottish excrement weather a portent for a hot summer? I briefly heard a man on the radio saying the last time it was this scottish excrement in May we had a stonker of a summer. I missed the context of the article as it produced palpitations which nearly done me in. Then the asthma attack started but I got over that too.

So, was the man talking scottish excrement, was it a fictional radio play, or is there some truth in the matter? I am fed up, I have probably got a job in Siberia, seriously, August start. I wonder what their bed linen will be like.

[BlowingOldBoots]

Okay, I didn't type "scottish excrement" the program overwrote "s h i t e" automatically.

[Telo]

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[Telo]

Well, it has been pretty shite so far. Here's hoping.......

[BlowingOldBoots]

Mmm, you really do suffer from senior moments. Still, keep it up old chap.

[Silkie]

Never mind the summer, the weather is going to be brilliant for the second half of May as Silkie sets off on her annual Fore Monsoon Cruise.

[Nick]

I am fed up, I have probably got a job in Siberia, seriously, August start. I wonder what their bed linen will be like.

I did a job in Pechora once and stayed in a 'hotel' called 'The Blue Room'. I was attacked by the receptionist when I tried to check in. This was my bedlinen. It had wet stains and I had to get very drunk and sleep in my boiler suit.



The sanitary facilities had apparently been smashed to pieces by a lunatic with a slegehammer prior to someone backing a muck spreader up the corridor into said facilities and switching it on. There were fights in the corridor all night.

I was so keen to get out of town that I refused to get off this chopper even after being asked to because it was overloaded:



(I was the first one in - another sixteen or so people joined us along with some chickens. The yellow thing is the fuel tank.)

Have a nice trip to Siberia!

[wully]

Siberia? yer aff yer nut.

I hear its much worse in summer than in winter....

[BlowingOldBoots]

Oh dear this doesn't bode well. Still the mist is burning off today, so I am off for a day sail.