BLUEMOMENT

Everybody probably knows this already, so sorry if I'm boring you with egg-sucking, but related to the other thread about fog, I found that the brass trumpet-style fog horn makes an excellent ear trumpet with good directional amplification. Good for listening out for boats in fog, waves lapping rocks etc.

A good reason to keep the aural orifices clean.

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having been a sufferer of aural hirsutism with all the associated navigaton difficulties in poor visibility I am delighted to report that this is now a thing of the past with my purchase of the manually operated eco-friendly and oh-so-stylish

. Groom Mate Platinum Xl Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer

Nick wrote:.
having been a sufferer of aural hirsutism

[a doctor writes]One of the side effects of trollism, I am afraid[/a doctor writes].