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Feeling peckish ?
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:29 am
by T25
I know the feeling, but what would you do if your breakfast suddenly came back to life ?.
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:09 am
by Bejasus
I am afraid that I have had occasion to eat in establishment where the food probably did move that much.
At home I would never buy Danish bacon, and at work in Denmark, the bacon here is scottish excrement.
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:55 pm
by lady_stormrider
Does this mean the breakfast can drive a Citroen C3?
Or have I mixed up the 'special mushrooms' in the garden again?
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:27 am
by Telo
Ah wis ludgin' wi' Big Aggie, just me an' ither ten,
We a' slept thegither in a wee bit single en';
We had nae beds at a', we just slept against the wa',
In oor ain wee hoose, in oor ain wee hoose.
Last Saturday for supper we got sausage on a plate;
I was just aboot to eat it when the sausage it said Wait,
Afore ye start on me, I was made in 1903;
And I went stane blin' when the sausage it did rin
Fae oor ain wee hoose, fae oor ain wee hoose.
We had rabbit for oor dinner, man, I couldnae stand the pain.
In fact one fella snuffed it, and anither went insane.
Aggie said it was the flu, but I don't think that's quite
true,
For oor dug ca'd Prince has been missing ever since
Fae oor ain wee hoose, fae oor ain wee hoose.