Feeling peckish ?

[lady_stormrider]

Does this mean the breakfast can drive a Citroen C3?

Or have I mixed up the 'special mushrooms' in the garden again?

[Telo]

Ah wis ludgin' wi' Big Aggie, just me an' ither ten,
We a' slept thegither in a wee bit single en';
We had nae beds at a', we just slept against the wa',
In oor ain wee hoose, in oor ain wee hoose.

Last Saturday for supper we got sausage on a plate;
I was just aboot to eat it when the sausage it said Wait,
Afore ye start on me, I was made in 1903;
And I went stane blin' when the sausage it did rin
Fae oor ain wee hoose, fae oor ain wee hoose.

We had rabbit for oor dinner, man, I couldnae stand the pain.
In fact one fella snuffed it, and anither went insane.
Aggie said it was the flu, but I don't think that's quite
true,
For oor dug ca'd Prince has been missing ever since
Fae oor ain wee hoose, fae oor ain wee hoose.