BLUEMOMENT

And another thing...........I am not a vindictive or nasty person in real life.... I really will go out of my way to help ANYONE out. I just find this "virtualness" a little infuriating and unreal sometimes. I have been known to state that I have my own speedboat/ company/ Bentley / Ladyslaves etc but this is not in fact rue................ it is my "WEB PERSONA".
Anyway, see you later

Best wishes
"Tripod Ron"

Fisherrow Pirate wrote:As the name suggests I guess my position on this is clear. Drink Rum its good for you.

Bit of a rum do suggesting that's Musselburg's favourite tipple ...

Falkirkdan wrote:Is Black Pearl moored in Loch Ridden as I have not seen her there.

Black Pearl is certainly moored in Loch R... or at least she was there last I was on board.
Len is/was talkiing about keeping her there for the winter but I havn't spoken to him for a few weeks. Plans might change.
BTW, another Black Pearl is parked on the hard at Msida Creek in Malta as a restaurant. She was famous in the 60's as a former owner was Errol Flynn.
A mine of useless information, me.

FullCircle wrote:Dear Tripod,
an excellent post that takes real character to pull off.
I worked in Norway for over a year myself, so I know what its like.

At a tad over 5' 6" mysel, I should be delighted to have an eye to eye drink with you next time I am up in the Clyde area.

Some people round here have seen my preferences for a decent whisky, which I usually carry with me, just in case.

Cheers

Jim

Not really a post I am proud of to be honest ... but never say no to a dram!

Which leads me to the subject of ....... Does anyone know of a breathalyser controlled keyboard lock which could lock off my keyboard should I provide a reading "over the prescribed limit"?

puddock wrote:
Which leads me to the subject of ....... Does anyone know of a breathalyser controlled keyboard lock which could lock off my keyboard should I provide a reading "over the prescribed limit"?

Set up complicated passwords!

Maybe NickB could write a wee script which would require you to solve a puzzle before allowing you access to the Forum!

Cheers

Ash.......

ash wrote:

puddock wrote:
Which leads me to the subject of ....... Does anyone know of a breathalyser controlled keyboard lock which could lock off my keyboard should I provide a reading "over the prescribed limit"?

Set up complicated passwords!

Maybe NickB could write a wee script which would require you to solve a puzzle before allowing you access to the Forum!

Cheers

Ash.......

Brilliant !
Or maybe I should buy one of those tiny wee laptops .. then after a few, I wouldn't be able to read the screen or type anyway. (That's another thing - ever tried typing one handed? Not in that way; I mean covering one eye and trying to type at the same time ...)