Darlings, thankyou all

[ParaHandy]

... for each contributing to my £250 winter fuel allowance

now, i am minded to service the ebersplasher (seems appropriate) but am willing to take heed of your suggestions as its a gift from you all?

ps please note that it ain't paid until november in case anybody thinks i'll stand a round in the near future ...

[little boy blue]

...

ps please note that it ain't paid until november in case anybody thinks i'll stand a round in the near future ...

that`s all right, we can wait. remind us nearer the time

[sahona]

I got £200 until she became 60, then we both got £100, Now I suppose we'll get £125 each. It's amazing how far hers goes, she wants to buy a car now. I suspect she thinks it's £125 a day. Now going to the shed to hide.

[claymore]

Para my ageing bronchial
I was just wondering whether the tax increase on Woodbines was high enough to make you see sense and finally manage to pack them in.

A fag packet calculation would indicate that the winter warming bonus you've just received will not quite cover the increased cost of funding your habit....

[Silkie]

You're very welcome. It's a poor lookout for society if we can't help the aged.

[Nick]

help the aged

. . . scrounging old scrotes who wrecked the country then expect us to look after them you mean . . .

(whoops sorry, thought I was in the Lounge for a moment there )