RYA Yachtmasters

ParaHandy · Post by **ParaHandy** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:38 pm

The most recent edition of the RYA mag (which was, once again, deficient in the number of pictures of HRH aka claysies bit of stuff - there were none) had an article from some RYA lickspittle noting that another RYA yachtmaster had run aground, sunk etc etc. It so happens that I am about to venture on a cruise where there are quite a few YMs onboard.

Now it could be that the imprimatur of this august qualification might engender an aura of invulnerability upon the holder(s) which should be a caution?

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:15 pm

Para
Ra cruise es no in August. Last August youse took root in Troon ef'n ye remember - that was until ye jumped ship an took aff oan ra train, ye lang-legged spalpeen.

If I'd a notion of whit it was that yon final sentence o your'n meant ah micht be able tae respond - hoooever - whitrafeck were ye sayin?

ParaHandy · Post by **ParaHandy** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:26 pm

claymore wrote:Para
If I'd a notion of whit it was that yon final sentence o your'n meant ah micht be able tae respond - hoooever - whitrafeck were ye sayin?

jings and youse ra great electrocutor ... whit ah wus trying tae yelt youse wus wid twa mony cooks spoil ra broth, ken? mind there wus a suspeeshun orra thocht that once orra thon dodgy geezers hae goat a YM qually, they micht think thon's the bees knees and fling caution tae the wind which is jist as weel, the way some of youse can fart ..

aquaplane · Post by **aquaplane** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:51 pm

I went on one of them share a boat thingumys in Greece and one of the blerks on it was a retired YM instructor.

He might well have forgotten more than I knew, but I'm certain it's not good practice to cast off with the crew ashore and the engine not even started never mind warmed up. So yep there could be somat in what you say WRT a feeling of invincibility through having a bit of paper to say you can do it.

Post by **Silkie** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:00 pm

It is a worry. Complacency is certainly the antithesis of good seamanship - and yer nane o' yes gettin' ony younger.

jim.r · Post by **jim.r** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:45 pm

Och Ah widnae fash yersel, it'll all be fine.

garredfox · Post by **garredfox** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:26 pm

Well are we going to have a relaxing weekend or are we all going to be worrying about sinking, drowning and doom!

There will be enough dazed skippers to keep the YM's on the right track.

Telo · Post by **Telo** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:38 pm

garredfox wrote:There will be enough dazed skippers to keep the YM's on the right track.

Well, if previous experience is anything to go by, having 5 YMs on one boat ensures at least four attempts to get anchor set to everyone's satisfaction. There is nothing wrong with this. It gives a solid sense of security to the boat with the surfeit of YMs. It is also a great source of pleasure for others who aspire to being smug gits.

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:38 am

Again Shard, my ageing stirrup pump, only yer size keeps ye safe fae a slap fae me guid sel.

But hows about this for a new angle. If all they plonkers - and obviously not a yakmeister between them - hed thocht tae park their damned boats in somethin like an orderly fashion, wi due consideration fer thos ariving later due to a desire to abloot in Kerrera - there wid have been room aplenty. Onyways - I had a suspicion that the motor on the Lofrans was just sticking a little and having consulted, we decided that 3 or 4 ups and downs was probably the best way of clearing it.

Fromour side of the anchor chain - we derived enormous pleasure watching the faces of the hithertoforementioned tosspots as they thought we were gettig a little close.

Then there was the fatweewanker on Opie.....

Telo · Post by **Telo** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:32 pm

claymore wrote:Then there was the fatweewanker on Opie.....

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