I have a problem

jim.r · Post by **jim.r** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:40 pm

I invited an elderly gent to my boat on a friday nicht, however I've jist discovered I bocht tickets at Xmas tae take SWMBO to see Joseph in the West End that nicht, dae ye think the auld sould wid mind gaeing doon Saturday morning insteed?

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:43 pm

Er you could take the elderly gent to Joseph and send SWBO down to the boat to do a bit of preparation...?

Post by **Silkie** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:43 pm

A diary can be a useful tool for coping with the fast pace of modern life.

sahona · Post by **sahona** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:46 pm

He's already left. Yer too late. A'hm sure He'll just let issel in and partake o' the vittals yid bocht before ye realised the mistake. He wis wokkin ye see

jim.r · Post by **jim.r** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:46 pm

Silkie wrote:A diary can be a useful tool for coping with the fast pace of modern life.

How would you know aboot things like that ?

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:46 pm

Ok. You and Joseph go down to the boat. SWMBO and Cl - the elderly gent go to the west end...

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:53 pm

Why am I not surprised?
Why did not one ripple of surprise wash gently over me?
How did I know this was too good to be true?

Boat keys and pontoon number left in Marina office?

Jamesie wance told me he was efter runnin yon marathon - nae point - the daft wee beggar couldnae run a raffle.

jim.r · Post by **jim.r** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:58 pm

It's all PAra's fault cos his daughter is getting married the wrong weekend really ..

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:02 pm

That was a quick bit of thinking Jim - too quick for me....

Nae bother onyways - we'll find a bus shelter tae kip in while ye get yersels doon.

By the way - yon technicolour dreamcoat is a rare auld pile o shyte.

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:06 pm

Sheer class tho.
Wasn't it Phil Collins who dumped his wife by fax?
Standing up yer mate on Bluemoment must be a close second!

BigNick · Post by **BigNick** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:58 am

I will take the two theatre tickets off your hands for a small consideration, so you can get down to the boat as planned.

You will have to explain this to yer SWMBO though.

jim.r · Post by **jim.r** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:43 am

I haf an idea... swmbo goes tae joseph wif yin o ra dochters, Para and I meet ye in Exeter oan Frida nicht . Para will be well oot o' ra wedding thingy and will buy beer fur us all nicht ... sortid!

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:04 am

Yerroan - an Dear Heart can drive is back tae ra boat an get a bit of supper goin

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