An Ageing Friend

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:47 pm

becomes eligible for his Bus Pass in May.

I have been invited to carry his comode at the celebration of the passing of his youth.
Another younger friend with a well documented behaviour problem and a penchant for leaving Island Hostelries via the window of the ladies toilets has invited me to extend the celebration by taking a sail with him on his yat in Falmouth.

Will this be all too much for a man of my delicate health and temperament to undertake in the one weekend?

ToMo · Post by **ToMo** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:53 pm

YES........I'm shouting in case you left the ear trumpet behind

ljs · Post by **ljs** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:49 pm

No I think it's your duty to make the effort and go along. After all - it's probably all free!

Could you take the commode on with you and empty it in the holding tank?

sahona · Post by **sahona** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:42 pm

Is it a real national bus pass or just one of those local ones?

ParaHandy · Post by **ParaHandy** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:48 am

sahona wrote:Is it a real national bus pass or just one of those local ones?

harrumph ... its the real McCoy, chummy, + pillion seat issued by Oxford Chapter orra Hells Angels.

like royalty, himsel' refers tae ma offishal birthday; ra correct date wuz several days ago but nivver mind. ahm expecting ra telegram frae Brenda ony day ...

latrines are .. erm ... available.

sahona · Post by **sahona** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:28 pm

Oxford? Na, can't be real, unless they're joing Berwick trying to drag the border South in order to get real benfits (and bus passes).
God bless Hollyrood and all that toil therein, a bargain at twice the price.

Blue touchpaper fizzeth....I'm going away somewhere now.

claymore · Post by **claymore** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:05 pm

Jings
Owwer the line an still managing ra computer - es there nae end tae yer talents man?

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