Drinks

[marisca]

Yet another no show from Ocklepoint - getting to be a habit?

[Nick]

Disappointing turnout chaps.

[marisca]

It's getting towards that time of year again - Doric again?

[marisca]

What? No takers? For the newcomers, before Covid got in the way those denizens of these fora who were somewhere near Ed'burg met in a pub to tell tall tales and take the piss out of the (b)ankers who had just been awarded boni. But of course, if you are all anti-social tossers bemoaning the departure of your pin-up girl, Suella ......

[Burst Boiler]

cost of living crisis. Have you seen the cost of a pint in Embra? Its not like we are luxury yacht owners . . .

[marisca]

Hows about a few cans of wife-beater in the Grassmarket then? (Other brands of reconstituted piss are available)

[Burst Boiler]

And then onto the pubic triangle? Mark me down as tentative?

[marisca]

And then onto the pubic triangle? Mark me down as tentative?

I think I'm still banned from there. In the days long before my sensitivity training I foolishly suggested that the young(?) lady gyrating should put her clothes back on to hide the stretch marks. Now, of course, I would realise that was "body shaming" and the words would never have crossed my mind.

[Burst Boiler]

[BlowingOldBoots]

Two flies land on a hairy twat. One’s a drug addict, the other is a robber. How do you tell them apart?

[BlowingOldBoots]

The robber is hiding in the bush and the addict is sniffing crack.


I’ll get my coat …

[BlowingOldBoots]

Is it my excrement joke or the chronic malaise affecting BlueMoment that has resulted in a dearth of drinks RSVPs?

I can’t see it lasting into the summer. There has to be an overhead running BM.

[DaveS]

Sorry, not been on for a week or two.

Very happy to meet for a convivial pint. Anywhere with easy access from train does me. Did I see the Doric suggested again? It was going through a half week opening phase a few months ago, but hopefully it's now back to normal. I'll be in Edinburgh both tomorrow and Friday, so I could make enquiries then.

Dave S.

[BlowingOldBoots]

Is there a drinks date and location this year? I have been cast adrift this month by my employer, no more travelling until January, hence potentially available for sailing bullshit and beer.
Alastair

[Nick]

Good grief this thread has been going since 2011

I will be in Dumbarton on the 9th (this Saturday) and subsequently in Oban.