He wiz always a big fekker - whichever way you viewed him...Cwenegogo wrote:Och, it must hae minded him o' a washin' machine;-) Maybe he sterted aff at 5'5" and the stretchin tae see thru it elongated him?
Claymore's Bits and Pieces
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Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces
Claysie
You misunderstand my post. We drank the Yardley Gold Label, having tried on your kecks. It was the only thing that would take away the pain after finding out that you only wear thongs. No Y fronts for the Laird, eh?
No maidens were hurt in the making of the party, but Senga from the Galley may have left some buttockprints on your chart table.
Shuggingtons
You misunderstand my post. We drank the Yardley Gold Label, having tried on your kecks. It was the only thing that would take away the pain after finding out that you only wear thongs. No Y fronts for the Laird, eh?
No maidens were hurt in the making of the party, but Senga from the Galley may have left some buttockprints on your chart table.
Shuggingtons
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Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces
My chart table is high off the ground without much head room, does Senga have long legs and a short back? Just asking?
Seminole.
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Cheers Bob.
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I need to have a word with my fellow members of the Guild of Seamstresses, Galley Slaves Chapter as to if any breaches of 'The Code' have been breached.
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Missizbobster
I feel that every code in the book might have been breached and personally I feel violated by the Shugster who has not only put out into the WildWorldWeb the fact that I left some of my throngs onboard - I think they were the PVC jobbies - but also that I seem not to have had first dibs with the fragrant Senga - which as Laird of the Claymore Stern fornicatorium, I was entitled to.
Yours in Palpable Disappointment
Himself
I feel that every code in the book might have been breached and personally I feel violated by the Shugster who has not only put out into the WildWorldWeb the fact that I left some of my throngs onboard - I think they were the PVC jobbies - but also that I seem not to have had first dibs with the fragrant Senga - which as Laird of the Claymore Stern fornicatorium, I was entitled to.
Yours in Palpable Disappointment
Himself
Regards
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Hmmmmm….. (*folds arms and taps foot*)
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