Flu

[ParaHandy]

Whit some folk wull do tae avoid their round.....

Learnt it fae you, the maistir o’ the beer body swerve..

I won’t have that said about him. Once ensconced in the harbour of Troon due to fowl weather, the auld hen offered his crew a full Scottish breakfast in the morning, and the next and the next and the next and .... The torment at the wallet damage was borne manfully as the wind howled and shrieked through the rigging.

Eventually, the auld goat bought me a ticket, I think, and stuck me on a train going south. Was going to be cheaper he said ...

[wully]

There’s a fair difference frae deed pig ‘n eggs and liquid refreshment at the ithir end o’ the day..

Ah normal wurkin man could mibbies keep ye in eggs ‘n bacon fur a few days Para but widnae try the same wi the cratur

Ye should of held oot furry 1st class ticket mind.

[claymore]

Noo yer in print in they yattin presses - wull ye still speak tae the likes o' is?

[wully]

Hive you been drinkin boatilz o’ cough medicine again?

[claymore]

Nip intae ra Ardfern Chandlery an tak a wee sken in Yachting Monthly......

[wully]

Choo oan about?
Nothin wrang wi marmite.