Pesky Kids!
- marisca
- Yellow Admiral
- Posts: 1710
- Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:55 am
- Boat Type: Contessa 32
- Location: Edinburgh
Pesky Kids!
Now they are trying to stop me lubricating my Vulva stern gland by advocating the banning of plastic straws.
- ash
- Yellow Admiral
- Posts: 1713
- Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:14 pm
- Boat Type: Moody 346
- Location: Tarbert, East Loch Tarbert, Loch Fyne, Scotland
Re: Pesky Kids!
I was organised enough to keep the bit of plastic straw in the cardboard box in beside the tube of blue grease, and use the same one year after year.marisca wrote:Now they are trying to stop me lubricating my Vulva stern gland by advocating the banning of plastic straws.

Ash
"This is a sailing Forum"
Albin Vega "Mistral" is now sold
Albin Vega "Mistral" is now sold
- claymore
- Admiral of the Green
- Posts: 4762
- Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2003 2:55 pm
- Boat Type: Claymore
- Location: Ardfern or Lancashire
Re: Pesky Kids!
I've been refraining from joining this thread as I'm not sure the topic is a wholesome one for such a gentle and sensitive person as myself
Regards
Claymore

Claymore

- Mavanier
- Master Mariner
- Posts: 213
- Joined: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:44 pm
- Boat Type: Moody 39, Deb 33, Wayfarer, Wanderer
- Location: Edinbane, Skye
Re: Pesky Kids!
If Attenborough is 'one of the kids', I'd hate to see your definition of an old man...
- mm5aho
- Old Salt
- Posts: 969
- Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:40 pm
- Boat Type: Rival 32
- Location: West Lothian
- Contact:
Re: Pesky Kids!
I installed a permanent catheter to my gland, and can pump in lubricant whenever I feel the need. Modified a vintage grease gun to help with pumping.
Geoff.
"Contender" Rival 32: Roseneath in winter, Mooring off Gourock in summer.
"Contender" Rival 32: Roseneath in winter, Mooring off Gourock in summer.
- marisca
- Yellow Admiral
- Posts: 1710
- Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:55 am
- Boat Type: Contessa 32
- Location: Edinburgh
Re: Pesky Kids!
The post was in response to a Beeb news item of school kids marauding round the west trying to persuade cafe owners and the like to dispense with plastic straws in an effort to save the planet.Mavanier wrote:If Attenborough is 'one of the kids', I'd hate to see your definition of an old man...