BT

[claymore]

Perhaps we could tie Para up with the string, shove the plastic cup up his airse and get the pigeon tae cack on him?

[ParaHandy]

BT sport is mainly aboot soccer with which I have absolutely nae fekking interest. Despite you bombarding me with strange images and emails, the AC s leaving me a bit cold.

I don't agree.

As yer aye banging oan aboot yer electric bike, you're surely glued to the Formula E oan BT sport?

Ye might have missed the rugby? The Heineken league is basically watching an international, players are the same. Whit position were you, scrum half or lock ye dirty wee blimey sniffing the hookers airse?

[claymore]

The Aviva games is oan yin o they itv programmes and jes suit me fine.
Ah'm no interested in ecars, ah drove a milk float fer a wee while an tha' wiz enuff.
Ah played No2 but in those days there wiz nae chutney ferrets er fudge packers sae ma'airse wiz chust fine.

[claymore]

Getting back to the subject in hand - Libby Barr - is she really a real person - has emailed me today to tell me that everything is happening tomorrow morning. Whopie Do
Out of curiosity I visit the BT site and log in to track the order.
Its been cancelled!
I phone up
It hasn't been cancelled.

I wonder if it would encroach upon the civil liberties of BT employees to have an E compulsorily tattoo'd on their Elbows to better enable them to find their Arses?

[pagoda]

Getting back to the subject in hand - Libby Barr - is she really a real person - has emailed me today to tell me that everything is happening tomorrow morning. Whopie Do
Out of curiosity I visit the BT site and log in to track the order.
Its been cancelled!
I phone up
It hasn't been cancelled.

I wonder if it would encroach upon the civil liberties of BT employees to have an E compulsorily tattoo'd on their Elbows to better enable them to find their Arses?

Help... that's scary.
Fortunately there are numerous options for using BT wires and getting Broadband without all the histrionics. We use the wires but pay someone else. No fuss .. works fine. BT are about as customer oriented as Royal Mail. Both ex state monopolies who have heard of customers, got the PR sorted out, but don't really know or want anything to do with them - besides billing.

[Telo]

GI wonder if it would encroach upon the civil liberties of BT employees to have an E compulsorily tattoo'd on their Elbows to better enable them to find their Arses?

I can assure you that a policy of compulsory tattooing would result in severe consequences for employee relations. However, your suggesting has been taken up by the people who organise management training;

[claymore]

its arrived - too fast - looking for something a bit more in keeping with my normal pace

[Aja]

Just had a pleasant conversation with a young chap from BT. He has promised to put us on the queue list to get our email back. Apparently a very long list. They're not admitting it per se but but emails have been hacked.

"It'll be about 2-3 days for your call back, sir"

Hmm. We'll see.

Donald

[claymore]

sounds like a rapid response team action to me!

[claymore]

Well - Saturday morning here - the 'BT Engineer' came yesterday and connected the BT Infinity modem and new router. After a bit of faff I got the television working and set the Wifi codes for ipads, phones etc.
Seems to be working at around 54 whatnots per S which is as quick as it needs to be to stop buffering on the tv etc.
However.....
The phone is not working. No dial tone, cannot send or receive - we did have a dial tone last night...
Oh....
And the BT department that deals with that is closed at weekends

Wonderful, truly wonderful.

[lady_stormrider]

Have you considered semaphore? Using large flags when shouting at B effin' T

[claymore]

Been away for the past 10 days - I feel I shall be returning to a perfect system with everything just ticketty boo

[aquaplane]

Been away for the past 10 days - I feel I shall be returning to a perfect system with everything just ticketty boo

Dream on........

[ParaHandy]

Been away for the past 10 days - I feel I shall be returning to a perfect system with everything just ticketty boo

Dream on........

So I see. The free BT sport is to end next June. It'll be off then fer me. ManU can find some other mug to contribute to the £100m it cost them fer Pooo bear ...

[claymore]

Internet is racing along at the speed of light - well, between 42 and 53 miniparsleybutties a second.
However - the phone has no dial tone and the caller display thingy isn't working.
Delighted to report that a BT Enchineer is coming along soon to rectify.........