Ramorra

[wully]

Para - I thought you had been Dried oot c/o Betty Ford. Clearly yer back oan ra hooch

Wullyum - beer Thursday in the Galley?

Aye, might manage a wee beer or two.

[ParaHandy]

Para - I thought you had been Dried oot c/o Betty Ford. Clearly yer back oan ra hooch

Wullyum - beer Thursday in the Galley?

Aye, might manage a wee beer or two.

Wully, there's pictures all over t'internet of his boat looking good but thur's no knowing whether it's this year, last year or when or even if he's lost the mast. How is it?

[wully]

Para - I thought you had been Dried oot c/o Betty Ford. Clearly yer back oan ra hooch

Wullyum - beer Thursday in the Galley?

Aye, might manage a wee beer or two.

Wully, there's pictures all over t'internet of his boat looking good but thur's no knowing whether it's this year, last year or when or even if he's lost the mast. How is it?

Himself a two of hiss pals spend a couple of days polishing Claymores bottom which is looking chest fyne. ( well, the Claymore boat bottom, I shudder to even contemplate...)

Well, that was when they wernt in The Galley pouring ale down their necks.

Or in The Crafty Kitchen craming Marcins entire kitchen output doon their necks.

Mast? I niffer saw a mast. I'm sure it's in the yard somewhere. What would he be needin a mast for, with the boat sitting there in the yard all on its own?

[claymore]

I tried tae take a fotie but the glare fae ma polished bottom wiz just too much....

[ParaHandy]

I tried tae take a fotie but the glare fae ma polished bottom wiz just too much....

Aye, ye've tae rub awfy hard wi yon Bronco paper ....

[claymore]

Aw c'mon Para - yer great flatulent airse will hae seen nothing scratchy in its lang life - ye'll be a lifelang Andrex man

[sahona]

IZAL GERMICIDE - now wash your hands. Best gazzoo paper ever.