The Swiss

[claymore]

Can we ban the Toblerone eating fekkers fae these hallowed portals?

[wully]

I was in a hotel in The Snecky on Tuesday and the Lithuanian waiter asked the Swiss couple next to us if they were speaking Gaelic - I'm pretty sure that was the first time I've ever heard a Swiss person laugh.

I suppose for a small country ( which isn't in the United States of Europe ) it has given the world a lot: tobelerone, swatches, cuckoo clocks, William Tell, yodelling and money laundering. Not to shabby.

[lady_stormrider]

Well, they aren't in the European Economic Area so there's a good start.

[ParaHandy]

Can we ban the Toblerone eating fekkers fae these hallowed portals?

That's the Swiss added tae yer list of furrriners youse dinnae like, shall add thon fekking eejit scots when they go independent, excluding mah guid sel' whaes useful fer enjin starting, drinking and finding yer wallet?

ye'll be suffering frae jetlag at this rate or wid that be dane-lag in ra tourannosaurush?

[claymore]

Ah hef tae say 2 things

1) ra Touranasorairse is the best fekkin car we ever hed

2) independence willnae happen

Apairt fae that, youse - like masel an Charles Edward an Napoleon - are in exile sae theres nae vote an its of nae consekwenses. Ony mair o' yer side splitters aboot President Salamondo?