Ra Chentleman's Cruise 2014

[wully]

Does this include Argyll?

Come oan, you know the weathers always brilliant in Argyll.

[ParaHandy]

I become a retired person on Friday 3rd May

Nae wunner thon are happy tae see the back of youse ... the next Friday that falls on the 3rd is 2019.

Mind, youse could be confused, nae surprise there, in which case it is 2019. They must be in a fugue orra depths orra despondency at ra prospect of 6 mair years orra yer guid self!

[claymore]

Its a shame we hae ra feklking fek filter oan this fekkin website because if we didnae' ah'd be able tae tell youse tae feck aff ye fekkin fekker.
As it is I shall wait until we meet in October and sort ye oot then ye oversexed fascist

An if retirement means that all ye dae is see whit year ye hev tae wait till tae get a recurrence, feckkit - ah'll stay oan at work

[lady_stormrider]

Come come Claymore - it's not like you to hold your observations back.

Anyway Mr Aquaplane's got a letter from Dave's lot telling him he's got 11 years before he can pick up his

[claymore]

Sweetpea, float that past me one more time.....

[lady_stormrider]

I was asking for a translation mostly ....sweetpea eh????

Mr Aquaplane's had a letter from Lord Dave of Cameron telling him he cannot collect his retirement pension until my skipper's 66 years old.

Anyway we are getting ready for the trip to the Tarbert Music Festival 2013

[claymore]

There's quite a few consolations to being born early. Getting yer pension on the day you turn 6.5 decades is one.
There are also a few snags but I don't think it would achieve much to go into them at this point.
Sweetpea - a term of endearment or a fragrant delicate flower. Your call.
How is the walking on water going, bet it would be well received in Tarbert.