A visit with a porpoise

[jim.r]

I'm thinking of bring my pet porpoise to Scotland with me, will the water be clean enough with all that sewage and waste from fish farms floating about?

[sahona]

Absolutely. There's a fresh delivery every day from on high.

[FullCircle]

I'm thinking of bring my pet porpoise to Scotland with me, will the water be clean enough with all that sewage and waste from fish farms floating about?

What is the Porpoise of your visit? Vaquitas will be under the Ryanair Cabin Baggage limit.

[jim.r]

I suspect the popoise of my visit may well be a bottlenose of some sort ...

[ParaHandy]

I'm thinking of bring my pet porpoise to Scotland with me

Have you given much thought as to how you might convey your pet? If not, I might be able to help. There is a vessel of unusually sturdy construction, painted battleship grey, not far away from you in Wilts and which is scheduled to make the journey. It has a brand new tank made of stainless steel which will be plenty big enough to contain your pet (unless the owner and builder were being boastful of its size). Sadly, I can not confirm the likely departure date but who needs the auld git anyway. Have you hot-wired a boat before?