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I wonder how many illegal immigrants the UK border agency cutter has found when patrolling the sound of Mull? (as they were this weekend)

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Gardenshed wrote:I wonder how many illegal immigrants the UK border agency cutter has found when patrolling the sound of Mull? (as they were this weekend)

Good use of our taxes?

Discuss.....
Surely the fact that Mull isn't totally overrun with illegal migrants is all the proof you need that these patrols are very effective indeed?
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I see this changed from Immigrant to Migrant in the space of a brief post.

So - which is it - I think we need to know. AND - where is the proof that Mull is not overrun? Has a survey been conducted and anyway - how can we be so sure about Mull when we havnae a fekking clue about the rest of the UK?
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claymore wrote:I see this changed from Immigrant to Migrant in the space of a brief post.

So - which is it - I think we need to know. AND - where is the proof that Mull is not overrun? Has a survey been conducted and anyway - how can we be so sure about Mull when we havnae a fekking clue about the rest of the UK?
I've conducted a detailed survey of porridge consumption on Mull and it's remained at the same level for the last 20 years. Thus proving that illegals are not driving out the existing ginger & kilted population.

Unless the illegals are cunningly buying porridge and stockpiling it to prevent their presence being discovered via the mechanism of porridge consumption measurement.
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Markie wrote:
claymore wrote:I see this changed from Immigrant to Migrant in the space of a brief post.

So - which is it - I think we need to know. AND - where is the proof that Mull is not overrun? Has a survey been conducted and anyway - how can we be so sure about Mull when we havnae a fekking clue about the rest of the UK?
I've conducted a detailed survey of porridge consumption on Mull and it's remained at the same level for the last 20 years. Thus proving that illegals are not driving out the existing ginger & kilted population.

Unless the illegals are cunningly buying porridge and stockpiling it to prevent their presence being discovered via the mechanism of porridge consumption measurement.
That might be worth a yellow card :chalk: :saltire
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Gardenshed wrote:I wonder how many illegal immigrants the UK border agency cutter has found when patrolling the sound of Mull? (as they were this weekend).
The Sentinel is currently tied up in Oban and visible on the webcams.
http://www.oban.org.uk/content/page.php?page_id=50
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