Dear Mr Claymore

[jim.r]

I ,at last, see the error of my ways, please forgive me, I won't do it ever again, sorry.

PS is your Eberspacher working yet?

[claymore]

Is, was, and always will be my Darling Boy

[ParaHandy]

I ,at last, see the error of my ways, please forgive me, I won't do it ever again, sorry.

The modern fashion of making a public apology for some misdemeanour has plummeted to a new depth with this latest admission. Normally, we at least have an inkling of the event to which the apology refers; it could be swearing at the referee, making an obscene gesture, baring one’s buttocks in a public place, coming out, being a futney cherret, claiming excessive expenses; the list could go on. But an apology for seeing the error of my ways? Really, this just isn’t acceptable and brings this apologue to an untimely end ..

[claymore]

Para - youse an me hes bin mates fer some time now big feller - but there's times when only a mate can say things to youse sae here goes - ye thick fekker. He's apologisin fer bein himsel. He cannae help being an accident at birth - but he is , he was, and he'll continue tae be so - fer whit ah sincerely hope will be a fekkin lang time.
OK?