Claysie needs a laugh

[jim.r]

Apparently the calorifically challenged gnome is so upset at not sailing with me this weekend that he's fallen into a deep depression, unable to climb out this rut. I wondered if we anybody knew any jokes that would cause his wizened features to crack a smile? ...Appparently it hurts when he laughs so lets make him hurt a lot

[claymore]

Git

PM me your number - yours is in the phone which is festering in my bilges.

[BigNick]

Persuading your mate to crash his car is a rather drastic measure to avoid sailing on the good ship GlenRosa, I suggest.

[tcm]

I think there is a bit more to this - Claysie was in a very sarcastic mood the whole weekend, and he probably dished out a few more barbs from the safety of the passenger seat. Yeah, i can just see it. Eventually, after quiet reflection and the sheer dread of another 100+ miles of claysie carping on, even the nomally even-keeled Muzz just could stand it any more and hence whammed the car into a truck.