BLUEMOMENT

Yon worthless fekker the Muzz has decided tae jump ship. In preference tae a few days togither wi masel an his guid frien Para, the Scaldie has plumped fer a Saga Roon Bruttain Cruise.
Fer wance in ma lang an varied life - ah find masel rendered speechless by this scurrillous action.

claymore wrote:Yon worthless fekker the Muzz has decided tae jump ship. In preference tae a few days togither wi masel an his guid frien Para, the Scaldie has plumped fer a Saga Roon Bruttain Cruise.
Fer wance in ma lang an varied life - ah find masel rendered speechless by this scurrillous action.

Thish is jist dreadful, ahm lost fer wurds. once ah've recovered frae ra shock, and if I can as ma jaw's firmly wedged oan ra floor, ah'll be back tae youse ...

jings whitever's the world coming tae ...

There'll hef tae be a punishment parade.
wha d'ye ken cuid dae ra cookin?

I'll bring the meals oan wheels agin. It's been a few years, 2002?, and thon swindling grits oan Oban quay fush mungers in 2006. And then thur wus the caulifloor Omega X dump at Tobers, 2004?, when us yins laid the foundation fer the marina; gave enemas a bad name that year or a run fer the money!

Can we cope short handed? I'd better get one of those blow up erm dolls to lay in his berth, jist in case yer thinking orra some midnight flit tae the forward cabin. Jings ....

Ah'm jes' pittin oot a few o they feelers......
Ah think ah ken jes ra mon