BLUEMOMENT

Saturday's Times has one of these advice pages and this week's dysfunctional couple was a woman who found her sex life with her husband a let down. Now, the solution from Marj was to take him on an adventure holiday where his manly attributes could play to her need.

Now, ah've been fekking daeing this with hersel by taking her oan ra boat trips fer fekking years an' its nay made a hoots bit orra difference. Whit am I missing?

ParaHandy wrote: Whit am I missing?

Aforementioned 'manly attributes' perhaps ?

Ah thocht we had it cracked an then youse decided tae come alang wi us.Me an missus Para wid hae hed plenty excitemeny ye big daft spoilysport