Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:30 pm
It came to my attention recently whilst attempting a wolf whistle that simultaneous whistling and passing wind is not compatible. How can I resolve these issues?
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Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:44 pm
I believe Tena do some suitable products.
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:48 pm
How does a wolf whistle outta yer airse? I'm not saying its impossible but that's going some ...
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:53 pm
I don't think he actually has a wolf inserted, but if he does then he is definitely up for some sort of world felching award.ParaHandy wrote:How does a wolf whistle outta yer airse? I'm not saying its impossible but that's going some ...
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:36 pm
Hmm .. life must be a *lot* more exciting in Balvicar than one ever could imagineNick wrote:I don't think he actually has a wolf inserted, but if he does then he is definitely up for some sort of world visiting the zoo award.
Re: Your farts correspondant from the South
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:15 pm
Well me auld tart, one post recomends incontinence pads and t'other invites masturbation. Moved by either, are we?