BLUEMOMENT

I use an electric razor at the same time as I am 'enthroned'. This demonstrates my femine side - duplexing, and saves time, which has become short in supply at my time of life.
The real bonus though, is that when I notice established stubble, I realise it's time for another dish of prunes.

sahona wrote:I use an electric razor at the same time as I am 'enthroned'. This demonstrates my femine side - duplexing, and saves time, which has become short in supply at my time of life.
The real bonus though, is that when I notice established stubble, I realise it's time for another dish of prunes.

Duplexing? Is that depilating at twice the rate?

Its all such a worry, this getting old lark.

No need to depilate at my time of life, the follicle challenge cup is being won by Nature.
I just used 'duplex' because I realised the use of 'multiplex' would infer aspirations of grandeur.
I think women should be allowed to revel in their superiority and continue demonstrating their ability to get on with multiple tasks while we stand overawed in the background.

Just act your age & grow beard. If you are bald, it confuses the hell out of people when you hang upside down off the boom, they can't tell if your head is on upside down or your body is on the the wrong end of your head.