BLUEMOMENT

Earlier today, I was quietly minding my own business in what passes for our "High Street", contemplating the change in the nature of the local shops, from the now closed delicatessen to the newly opened pawn shops and loan agents. Among the new ones were two, (or was it three?), shops that specialise in unblocking mobile phones. I wondered this meant restoring mobiles that had been dropped in the bilges. But, what's going on with these phones? Can people actually make a living with PUK codes? Or is this is a means of re-cycling knocked ones back into the community?

Anyway, my thoughts on this were brought swiftly to an end when a bird crapped on my head.

Does having a bird dump on your head bring good luck?


PS: And before anyone asks, no, I wouldn't be going out with her anyway, seeing as it was a pigeon or some similar flying rat.

Ooohh now come along Donald, we mustn't forget tae take oor daily pillsy-willsys must we now, there's a good boy.

Och Dunold, ye'll be lookin' fur a trooser shoap next!

Why - where are his?