BLUEMOMENT

It's the night before a wedding and you're in a posh London Hotel.

A girl walks in who is stunning but looks slightly out of place. She's smart but v. sexily dressed, perhaps not that expensively. She's much younger than the other Hotel clients and doesn’t seem to know anyone and is looking around. The thought flitters across your mind that she might be a prostitute.

My tip is: When you spot her at the wedding reception the following day DO NOT wander up to her, chuckle and say something like, "This is really amusing, I saw you in the hotel last night and from the way you looked I thought you were a prostitute, isn’t that funny."

DAMHIKIJDOK.

Please reassure us that this is a purely hypothetical piece of advice and that you didn't actually say this.

Silkie wrote:Please reassure us that this is a purely hypothetical piece of advice and that you didn't actually say this.

He did say Don't Ask Me How I Know I Just Know, Ok