BLUEMOMENT

Look guys, I hate to say this, but Rothesay is actually not the greatest place on earth, and wonderful as the new pontoons are, it's only a matter of time before they end up covered in gullshite like the old ones. I can thing of better places to slip and fall on my erse...

How do new pontoons deserve so much exposure on the electric interweb? Are you all sponsored by Johnny Dumfries?

On the morning of there opening Good Friday the pontoons were covered in a liberal coating of gullshite. Thankfully this has since been cleaned off.