BLUEMOMENT

I invited an elderly gent to my boat on a friday nicht, however I've jist discovered I bocht tickets at Xmas tae take SWMBO to see Joseph in the West End that nicht, dae ye think the auld sould wid mind gaeing doon Saturday morning insteed?

Er you could take the elderly gent to Joseph and send SWBO down to the boat to do a bit of preparation...?

A diary can be a useful tool for coping with the fast pace of modern life.

He's already left. Yer too late. A'hm sure He'll just let issel in and partake o' the vittals yid bocht before ye realised the mistake. He wis wokkin ye see

Silkie wrote:A diary can be a useful tool for coping with the fast pace of modern life.

How would you know aboot things like that ?

Ok. You and Joseph go down to the boat. SWMBO and Cl - the elderly gent go to the west end...

Why am I not surprised?
Why did not one ripple of surprise wash gently over me?
How did I know this was too good to be true?

Boat keys and pontoon number left in Marina office?

Jamesie wance told me he was efter runnin yon marathon - nae point - the daft wee beggar couldnae run a raffle.

It's all PAra's fault cos his daughter is getting married the wrong weekend really ..

That was a quick bit of thinking Jim - too quick for me....

Nae bother onyways - we'll find a bus shelter tae kip in while ye get yersels doon.

By the way - yon technicolour dreamcoat is a rare auld pile o shyte.

Sheer class tho.
Wasn't it Phil Collins who dumped his wife by fax?
Standing up yer mate on Bluemoment must be a close second!

I will take the two theatre tickets off your hands for a small consideration, so you can get down to the boat as planned.

You will have to explain this to yer SWMBO though.

I haf an idea... swmbo goes tae joseph wif yin o ra dochters, Para and I meet ye in Exeter oan Frida nicht . Para will be well oot o' ra wedding thingy and will buy beer fur us all nicht ... sortid!

Yerroan - an Dear Heart can drive is back tae ra boat an get a bit of supper goin