BLUEMOMENT

Me next door neighbour has been a prat, however he's a serious kickboxer with his garage as a training gymn, how can I impregnate hiod target dummies and punch bags with pepper so every time they're whacked an enormous shower of pepper fills his garage?

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I can thoroughly recommend 'Boar-Mate'tm

It is essence of female sow in oestrus, used to persuade the big stud boar to leave a deposit. Available in handy aerosol form, it is just the thing to leave a lingering unpleasantness around your neighbour's property that will have him puzzling - if not actually retching - for weeks.

Tip Spray it through the air bricks into the underfloor area of a property for maximum lingering effectiveness plus maximum puzzlement.