BLUEMOMENT

becomes eligible for his Bus Pass in May.

I have been invited to carry his comode at the celebration of the passing of his youth.
Another younger friend with a well documented behaviour problem and a penchant for leaving Island Hostelries via the window of the ladies toilets has invited me to extend the celebration by taking a sail with him on his yat in Falmouth.

Will this be all too much for a man of my delicate health and temperament to undertake in the one weekend?

YES........I'm shouting in case you left the ear trumpet behind

No I think it's your duty to make the effort and go along. After all - it's probably all free!

Could you take the commode on with you and empty it in the holding tank?

Is it a real national bus pass or just one of those local ones?

sahona wrote:Is it a real national bus pass or just one of those local ones?

harrumph ... its the real McCoy, chummy, + pillion seat issued by Oxford Chapter orra Hells Angels.

like royalty, himsel' refers tae ma offishal birthday; ra correct date wuz several days ago but nivver mind. ahm expecting ra telegram frae Brenda ony day ...

latrines are .. erm ... available.

Oxford? Na, can't be real, unless they're joing Berwick trying to drag the border South in order to get real benfits (and bus passes).
God bless Hollyrood and all that toil therein, a bargain at twice the price.

Blue touchpaper fizzeth....I'm going away somewhere now.

Jings
Owwer the line an still managing ra computer - es there nae end tae yer talents man?