BLUEMOMENT

Well jings and whitiver
I may appear tae have got amangst the chocolates at the Royal and Ancient Blackpool and Fleetwood - seems they quite like ma wee cruisie log.....

Is it no' aboot time the rest o' us hud a wee shuftie at this prize-winning prose.

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Whit aboot lettin' yer deathless prose loose on the assembled readership o' this august institution???