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Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:16 pm
by cpedw
Probably last sail of the season today - spoiled by the MSI announcement from Stornoway. Even Stephen Hawking had a less unpleasant timbre. Since the message is just to listen on channel x for the Stornoway weather forecast, couldn't they record a real voice rather than use a poor computer synthesised one?

It was specially galling to hear Belfast (can't always hear them in the north of the Firth of Lorn) still have a real person. It's sad to have lost the lady that Claymore (and I) have swooned over in the past.

Derek

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:04 pm
by claymore
A lesser mon wid hae impure thochts.....

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:42 pm
by marisca
Having met, conversed, and taken drink with the voice of Stornoway radio I take grave exception to your attitudes towards such a charming young lady. I do have a photograph to remember our meeting but have no intention of publishing it to satisfy your appetites.

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:29 pm
by claymore
Meanie

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:39 pm
by wully
Nae foatie = didnae happen....

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:33 am
by marisca
There wuz witnesses, some who occasionally post on here, so there!

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:12 am
by claymore
Seem tae remember a conversation aboot her - did she hae her ain peggies?

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:22 am
by marisca
Sir, that comment is unworthy of you! I'm sure, if she had any idea who you were or your interest in her, she would be greatly relieved by your change of focus and would offer Ms Adler her deepest sympathies.

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:17 am
by claymore
Ah'm jest wunderin whether Carol Kirkwood wid fancy a wee liason seein as how ye've jobbed me regarding ra coastguardie lassie

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:12 am
by marisca
I would have thought your fascination with Mrs Laurence would have been enough for you.

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:54 pm
by claymore
Laurence as in Larry
Adler as in Katya
:shake:

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:57 am
by marisca
Nah - Laurence as in Tim.

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 12:09 pm
by claymore
Thought that wiz a secret....

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:18 pm
by Shuggy
Watch your language, chentlemen. Stornoway’s sister was part of my RMR crew this year!

Re: Store No Way coastguard dalek

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:57 pm
by pagoda
I accidentally heard the Stornoway robot yesterday - between Bute and Arran. Quite a surprise . Weird to hear Stornoway in the Clyde. Maybe the high pressure is to blame? I think the Belfast lassies sound much better than the robot. Lets hope they don't get the chop as well....