BLUEMOMENT

Just noticed this:

[youtube]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ynp3OO7Ci ... re=related[/youtube]

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He did that with Stingo on the same beach the year before and riipped the transom out apparently.

I'm just lucky crew . . .

Nick wrote:.
He did that with Stingo on the same beach the year before and riipped the transom out apparently.

I'm just lucky crew . . .

As long as he doesn't try it with the 25hp and the 2.1 - the whole lot might land up in the bar!

Soooo, i put the 25hp motor on the 2.1 metre dinghy (max rated 4hp) to see wottle it do.

Ash

claymore wrote:Then there's the famous Scottish violinist, Yehudi McEwan.......

I heard old Yehudi at the City Halls in Glasgow when I was but a wean and he was at the height of his powers. His jokes weren't a patch on Matt's though.

I also heard the Dalai Lama there some years later but that's another story. He'd've made mincemeat of Matt.

Huh!

The Dalai Lama checks into a hotel, and asks the checkin girl- is there satellite tv in the room? Oh yes, she says. Hm well I trust that the porn channel is disabled?, says the DL. So the checkin girl sez " Er no - it’s just straight porn you SICK SICK B@STARD!!”

See with a priest as protagonist the receptionist's response has a factual footing in recent revelations and this is the comedic crux for me but somehow it just doesn't work with Tenzin Gyatso as the sick b'stard.

Um well okay then, that dalai lama must’ve been quite hot...

Well, its true what they say
A Lama a day keeps the.........

.....Chinese at bay.

No - that doesn't really work.