So, who's all going on CC2010, which boats and...

[garredfox]

What are the coathangers for?????

[aquaplane]

And before anyone asks, the cutlery tray has been sterilised by the loving Mrs FC prior to resuming its service in the galley drawer.

I try to keep everything in my drawers sterile too, it's not easy.

[Telo]

So what's the tally, then? Which boats, and who needs a berth?

BTW, the Cruise Director has been very quiet of late......

[claymore]

He is currently resident in the land of the Lang Runny Nose

[Telo]

He is currently resident in the land of the Lang Runny Nose

So he'll be wan of thae lang-nebbit folk, I suppose?

• Last nicht in Scotland street I met a man
  that gruppit my lapel — a kinna foreign
  cratur he seemed; he tellt me, There's a war on
  atween the Lang-nebs and the Big-heid Clan.
  
  I wasna fasht, I took him for a moron,
  naething byordnar, but he said, Ye're wan
  of thae lang-nebbit folk, and if I can
  I'm gaunnae pash ye doun and rype your sporran.
  
  Says he, I’ll get a medal for this job;
  we’re watchan ye, we ken fine what ye’re at,
  ye’re with us or agin us, shut your gob.
  He gied a clout that knockit aff my hat,
  bawlan, A fecht! Come on, the Big-heid Mob!
  Aweill, I caa’d him owre, and that was that.
  
  Robert Garioch - ‘I’m Neutral’