This is the first car anyone can actually remember being stolen on the island
It seems it is a stupid little ned from Glasgow who is working on one of the local fishing boats. The polis asked his boss if he had a job as otherwise they were going to keep him banged up, but sadly his boss said yes and the theiving wee scrote is back out. Apparently he was banging on peoples doors at 2.30 asking for a lift to Connel before he decided to steal a car. He won't give a toss about what he has done, but I hope to bring a claim for expenses in the small claims court once he has been tried and convicted.
The insurance have confirmed that there is no chance of any claim being successful for the car because the keys were in it, but they have said they would pay any for any third party damage such as that to our neighbours' fences if I chose to make a claim. Munros have confirmed that the car is a write-off - I still haven't seen it. And of course the poxy scrappage scheme has resulted in a complete and utter dearth of the sort of motors we usually shop for, so getting another one is going to be matter of some considerable luck. Better send those 20 emails out eh?
The thing that really annoys me is that the car only had 56k on the clock and was good for a couple more years at least. Not a bad £350s worth, but they don't come up very often
Still, no-one hurt and worse things happen at sea. Allegedly.






