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Mmmmm, love your name Rubberman. Do you have any "specialist" stuff in stock?

BigNick wrote:Surely you can find a plaice a lot less than 2 hours away?

Your plaice, or mine?

The Princess Royal today officially opened the new lavvy and shower block by the pontoons at Tobermory. She told a enthralled crowd of at least 60 people that she was delighted to be in Tobermory for such an auspicious occasion, although she was disappointed that Lord Claymore was unable to be in at...

spuddy wrote:Am I right in thinking that because of them the custom now in Scotland is to expose the dead on tall stone towers to be consumed by midges ?

Naw, wheelie bins.

bilbo wrote:Has that anything to do with Ra Barraland and the far-famed Hairy Mary?

Your caird has been duly marked....

Shard wrote:Wuzzat ra Mozart Requiem Mass in D Minor?

"Naw jist means ye cannae get ra train tae St'ens'on son".

• Man fae Saltcoats

The original post was highly irresponsible imho. I recently went shopping for a couple of bottles of fine wines at Oddbins. There was no available parking so I decided to take Webcraft's advice by parking my 4x4 in the only remaining disabled bay in the street outside our local children's clinic. It...

Silkie wrote:

I was wondering about your emoticon. Do you catch flies with your tongue?

the ice poles will have melted and it won't be a loch but part of a huge sea. A navigable channel for cruisers to/from Hogganfield would give the area a big boost in the tourism department imho. However, the loch is already overcrowded with racers in the summer, many of whom do not appear to have t...