BLUEMOMENT

The forum software requires another extensive upgrade, a time-consuming and bothersome process that simply isn't worth the effort just because some senile auld goat has lost his login.

I've long been minded to forward our dear webmeister for some Customer Service award.

Loved it!! Much better than waiting for the Kerrerrarrrarrr Ferry and a short stagger from the boozer, the chocolate shop and the Chippy. As a floating block of flats parked up around the corner and disgorged about 270000 passengers - (Oh - I would not like to go on a cruise!!!) a wee lassie was pla...

You probably all guessed this but I am now the member formerly known as Claymore

This happened because I've broken everything and cannot log on in my old guise - that and that useless fekker Nick can't solve the problem

Pathetic
Should have their boats taken off them

I would hang my head in shame if I had to call the lifeboat out for such reasons

Whilst I could never achieve the lofty heights of journalism, wit and sense of adventure demonstrated by Mr Claymore In his absence - apparently because he has managed to forget his passwords and then exceed the permitted number of access attempts - I shall do my best Are we thinkin' they nichts are...

Well - I certainly misjudged things here
What a rude, inhospitable, cynical pair of responses.
I shan't be wasting any more of my time here.

Hello I've been watching these fora for a while now and have decided to join you. I flirted briefly with YBW but found it unwelcoming and not particularly informative whereas this forum seems to have quite a Scottish focus which suits me as I am thinking of buying a boat - I have a paddleboard at pr...